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hello hello.
24. female. nj/ny.

beerandorgasms:

These girls at my job are always like my bf does this and buys me this and proposed like this. Yeah that’s nice but like. Does he give you orgasms?

Brucey, ladies and gentlemen.

Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.

—Charles Bukowski, Women (via feellng)

(via langleav)

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

(via bacon-radio)